plantwitch:

alright-gay:

skfkslckcnelcncn okay I’m at work yesterday and my coworker is telling me about her husband and 2 kids and is bitching and I’m like go. off. because that’s what I do and she says to me “the litter box is HIS responsibility and most of the time he doesnt even do that!!” and I immediately say. “That’s all he does??” because girl just told me she took out the trash and did dishes and cared for her fucking children all before coming into work that morning and shes like “…. that’s not ALL he does……..” like. every time I talk to a girl in a bad relationship a part of me dies. you dont have to be his mom too. he’s not the three year old. he’s not a fucking tamagotchi that if you forget to feed him and wipe his ass he dies in a pile of his own shit. ladies if he dies he dies

ladies, if he dies, he dies!

gothicprep:

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

zampl:

wabutan:

66point6:

Buckkkkkkk oh my celestia this hurts!!!! does anypony have a bandaid? 

When this PARTICULAR brony stubs their toe (which is every FIVE MINUTES!!!)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
manure manure manure manure manure manure MANURE MANURE MANU}RE
BUCKBUCKBUCKBUCK BUCK YOU BUCK HIM BUCK HER BUCK EVERYPONY
CELESTIA LUNA CADANCE THORAX TWILIGHT MOTHERBUCKING SPARKLE
SWEEEEEEEEEEET BABY FLURRY HEART
*incessant hoof slamming on any nearby object* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

this hive of pain will be my sweet sweet end

sweet release from the torture of cyberbullies and trolls

sweet release

YOU PONY HATING FUCKS CAN UNFOLLOW AND BLOCK ME NOW. GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE. YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING CONFESSION OUT OF ME. NOW GO.

you know at least once a week i’ll think that i’ve seen the worst post on this entire website but then, just like that, i’ll be BLESSED with a post that tops every other post i’ve seen, ever

cockyhorror:

httpdemonics:

cockyhorror:

paper-mario-wiki:

u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet

I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life

don ’ t worry ! there will come a time when it ’ s not :)

Thanks! Even worse :)